Who won’t be excited when it is their birthday? Sure all of us wait the most for our birthday to arrive every year. Funny Birthday Messages It is the best day of our life where we get wishes from so many people. We will be surprised by our close ones and receive birthday presents. Elders in our family will bless us on our birthday to live long. Altogether, the day will be filled with joy and happiness. Everywhere people will shower their love on us. Above all, the birthday party celebrations will remain a beautiful memory throughout the year for us. It is a day to cherish and most importantly, to remember that time is moving fast and we are growing every year.
Funny Birthday Messages
Since it’s your birthday, I’ll tell you now you’re a real catch. Fishing you a reel-y happy birthday!
Happy Birthday! For your special day, I made you a cake. BOOM! YOU’RE A CAKE! You’re so very welcome.
If you got stung by a jellyfish, I would totally pee on you. That’s how much you mean to me, bro. Happy Birthday!
Another year together has come and gone. What would I do without you? Not open jars, that’s for sure. Happy birthday, man!
On the occasion of your birthday, here are some words of wisdom just for you: Make sure to keep on smiling, while you still have teeth! Happy birthday, old-timer!
Happy birthday! It’s a big one! (That’s what she said… maybe.)
Thanks for being such a great guy! Happy birthday!
Out of all the men born on this day, I like you the best! (Well, I like you alright, “best” is a strong word.) Happy Birthday!
It’s your special day! Treat me! Oops, I mean yourself. Treat yourself! (But also me.) Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to a guy who still isn’t showing his age…and definitely not acting it.
May your birthday cake be moist, and may no one use that word to describe it.
Happy anniversary of the day you escaped mom’s womb!
I’m really glad you were born today. My life would be so boring without you there to watch.
I remembered your birthday without Facebook! Go me!
Happy birthday from your favorite child.
Happy birthday to Mom and Dad’s second-favorite (son/daughter).
Happy birthday, (Mom/Dad)! And thank you for the genetics that gave me these good looks.
Happy birthday to my (son/daughter), who is smart, kind, funny…and reminds me a lot of myself.
Happy birthday to a (daughter/son) who has the best (mom/dad) in the world.
I was planning on getting you something amazing and memorable for your birthday, but then I remembered that you already have me in your life.
Happy birthday from the one who endures your farts and loves you all the same.
Happy birthday to one of the only people I can actually tolerate on a daily basis! Well, most days.
Happy anniversary of being Bourne. I still maintain that was Matt Damon, but I’m happy if you’re happy.
Happy birthday! You’re like a fine wine—getting older only makes you more valuable and smell a little funky!
Happy birthday! You know you’re getting old when you can’t remember how old you are. So, how old are you again?
Happy birthday to someone who’s aging like a fine cheese, getting stinkier and more delicious with each passing year!
Happy birthday to my favorite human pillow! Thanks.
Happy birthday to the luckiest man/woman in the world. Getting a man/woman like me is winning the lottery!
Everything in this world has a limit, but my love for you is limitless… most of the time. Happy birthday!
I’m sorry for the delay in my birthday wishes. Let’s just blame it on Mercury being in retrograde. Happy belated birthday, my friend!
We’ll be friends ’til we’re old and senile… and then we’ll be new friends!
The secret to staying young is make-up. Make up an age, then stick with it!
Happy Birthday. It took you [insert age] years to look this good!
You’re the youngest [insert age] year old I know.
Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
You suck at aging! Can you at least try to look older?
Those aren’t gray hairs you see. They’re strands of birthday glitter growing out of your head.
Age is just a number, and in your case, it’s a very well-kept secret. Have a fantastic birthday!
Happy birthday to the woman who ages like a fine wine and smells like a bouquet of roses!
Happy birthday! May your day be filled with so much joy that it makes you forget you’re another year closer to retirement.
Happy Birthday! Be happy you aged like red wine and not milk!
Funny Happy Birthday Messages
What does every birthday end with? The letter Y.
What’s an elf’s favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake.
What do you say to a female sheep on her birthday? Happy birthday to ewe!
What do you get a hunter for his birthday? A birthday pheasant.
How do raccoons celebrate their birthday? They get trashed.
Why do cats love birthdays? They love to purrty.
How does a cat celebrate its birthday? By turning up the mewsic.
What does a turtle do on this birthday? He shell-a-brates.
What did one crustacean say to the other on his birthday? Have a crab-u-lous day!
May your birthday cake be moist, and may nobody use that word to describe it.
Happy birthday, thanks for always being older than me.
I mean, you have me, so I don’t know what else there is to wish for. But go ahead – happy birthday!
I was going to send you a load of cash for your birthday, but then I remembered that knowing me is enough of a gift.
Happy birthday! Don’t worry, I would never make fun of your age. You might hit me with your walking cane.
Your birthday is becoming a serious fire hazard. Blow them out quick!
May you live long enough to see Amazon delivering on the moon.
You might want to check your birth certificate, I think it expired. Happy birthday!
One day you’re young and fun, and the next you have a favorite burner on the stove. I think we both know which you are.
Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without the Facebook reminder.
Congrats on avoiding death’s clutches for another year!
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
Of late I appear to have reached that stage when people who look old who are only my age.
Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.
For the first half of your life, people tell you what you should do. For the second half, they tell you what you should have done.
You were born and with you endless possibilities, very few ever to be realized. It’s okay. Life was never about what you could do, but what you would do.
To know how to grow old is the masterwork of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living.
Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.
You don’t get older, you get better.
The great thing about getting older is that you don’t lose all the other ages you’ve been.
Our Pokémon cards would really be worth something now, huh?
We used to lie about being older, now we pretend we’re younger!
Happy birthday! I hope the cake’s as good as last year … it’s the only reason I show up.
It’s time to party, birthday boy! Which at this point in your life means lights out at 10 pm.
Wine gets better with age, but I’m not sure wine has ever been your thing.
Happy birthday to my favorite fella!
Happy birthday, friend. I got you an appointment with a chiropractor.
Aren’t you glad social media wasn’t around in our days? You’d be a meme for sure!
Let’s start blowing up those birthday balloons now. With our lungs, we’ll be ready by next year!
I was going to share my favorite happy birthday meme, but I don’t think you’d get it.
Hoping I can make your day as wonderful as you make my life with you in it. Happy birthday, sweetheart.
Don’t think of them as wrinkles, think of them as lines of experience.
How do you get more and more beautiful with each passing moment, day, and year? We need to know! It’s for science!
Every morning that I wake up next to you is deserving of birthday-level jubilation, honestly.
Somehow you still manage to wow me constantly, and I can’t wait for many more years of pure astonishment.
Something went right in the universe when it brought our spirits together. So grateful it saw fit for us to be partners. I’m the luckiest of all.
I still get butterflies I got the first time that I laid eyes on you. But somehow, the flutters are bigger and stronger. Happy birthday, I
love you to the galaxy and beyond.
You’re truly the world’s eighth wonder. What did I do to deserve such a treasure?
It’s hard to understand how an angel like yourself walks and exists among the rest of us mere mortals, but I sure am glad that you do.
It gets tough to imagine that I could love you any more than I already do, but every day I disprove that theory.
You are the sun and I am the earth—my world will always revolve around you.
I must’ve been a true do-gooder in my past life to get you in this one.
I will not wish you this birthday. Unless you take me on a date! Happy Birthday anyways!
Your birthday is today. Sad birthday! Because now I cannot sleep as think of your birthday planning!
Happy birthday to the guy who doesn’t act according to his age but totally should. Have a dope one.
Happy birthday and have a blast. Control your urge to eat the whole cake, or else you’ll be the one blasting.
Everyone gets to enjoy their youth man but today your one ends. Welcome to the oldie club. Hbd.
Hope you enjoy my gift on your happy day, the ghost hug- okay don’t be mad. Drinks on me on your 100th birthday.
Tell me your biggest secret this birthday! Your age! Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday to this old lady who knows how to take charge. Let’s have a blast on your birthday, dear.
Funny Birthday Captions
Wishing you a birthday full of cake on your face! Happy Birthday!
Wishing you more grey hairs each year! Happy Birthday!
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